Greetings you Princes of Maine, Kings of New England, Friends, Romans and Countrymen. (That’s two literary references in one little sentence. If you can name them both I will give you a nickel*.)
Have you come here to save? Or have you stumbled upon this blog accidentally, in your search for something completely different? If it’s the latter, do bear with me for a moment as I’m certain I can convince you that now is the time to buy that beer pitcher you didn’t even know you wanted.
Because it’s on sale! Sale I say.
If that doesn’t convince you, consider this: beer pitchers make you better looking and more fun at parties, like this lady:
I know it doesn’t seem like much but this is her WITHOUT the pitcher:
See? 9 out of 10 respondents agree she’s better with the pitcher.
If THAT doesn’t convince you, well I’ve come to the end of the rope my scant marketing training has supplied me with and I will just move on to the unadulterated truth.
There are less than two days left for the big ole St. Patrick’s Day sale we have going on here, and there is lots and lots of awesomeness on sale like blenders, cocktail shakers, cocktail strainers, and oh so much more. So look now or forever avert your eyes! Shop now or forever pay too much for bar supplies! Save now or forever regret your terrible, terrible mistake!
*Not really. I mean I would but the logistics seem a little tricky.