Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your credit cards. It’s time for FSW Weekly Deals!
OK I know I started the blog a few weeks ago with the whole “friends, Romans, countrymen” thing, but this week it actually makes sense so I’m doing it again.
Why does it make sense? Because it is almost the Ides of March! The Ides (aka 15th) of March is a special time to reflect upon your rule over the empire and to make sure that your friends are actually your friends, because if you aren’t careful you might just go the way of Caesar.
And as this most inauspicious occasion approaches I would like to assure you that I, for one, am keeping one eye peeled for conspirators. Though if anyone is the Caesar of FSW it certainly isn’t me. I’m not even the emperor of this blog. Thus, I’m pretty sure I have nothing to worry about. But what can I say? I’m just naturally wary.
For those of you who might have a Brutus lurking at your back, though, I ask you: what better way to prepare posterity for you imminent demise than to stock up on various kitchen supplies? You don’t want to leave your sous chef wanting! Oh no, no you don’t. So lookee here for some super bad (in the colloquial sense of the term that actually means “good”) deals:
Firstly! There are many sheet pans on sale. O So Many.
Secondly! There are many air pots on sale. O How Many Air Pots There Art
Thirdly! There are scads of buffet sign holders on sale. Scads!
Fourthly! We have oodles of cocktail shakers on sale!
Fifthly! I would like to remind you that we have heaps of pizza stuff on sale for the entire month of March! Mounds, piles, reams, gobs, etc. There is a lot!
And that’s all for this week my beloved deal hunters. Join me next Wednesday for more savings! Bye!