Catering Sale Reminder! | FSW Weekly Deals
Posted on May 8, 2013
Greetings my little janky tape dispensers (OK I’m a little low on inspiration so I looked around my desk for a nickname. Sorry.) and welcome to the latest episode of FSW Weekly Deals! I see that you have joined us today despite the fact that you are held together with a paperclip and some of your very own tape. You must be very dedicated to deals! I admire that.
I’m sure you’re all wondering why I brought you here today. I really don’t want to waste your time, but I also do not want you to forget that May is catering month here at the warehouse of dreams, and thusly we have lots of catering items on sale. Check it out here:
If you’re still reading I really have to wonder why you are doing so instead of checking out the catering sale. It can only be because I did not explain properly: there’s a lot of stuff on sale!
Well, I hope I’ve convinced you. If not, then you are a tough sell, by gilly.
And that’s all for this week friends! Next week I shall have for you many more intriguing, alluring, beguiling and other synonymous type deals. THERE IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH STUFF ON SALE. Definitely some blenders. Some menu covers. Some guest check presenters. Some stand mixers. Juicers. Homygoodness just like so much. So come back! For the details! Details shall be provided! And links! And pictures! And more emphatic punctuation than ever before!
See you then!