Quick Ship Cookware! FSW Weekly Deals
Posted on July 10, 2013 by Sara Henderson
Greetings my little beer can chickens! And welcome to the latest episode of FSW Weekly Deals. Today, we’re talking about cookware. Specifically: quick ship cookware. That’s nice and simple, right?
Actually just kidding, that’s right. Cookware IS nice and it IS simple, like all those lovable doofuses from the days of yore. You know, like Gomer Pyle. Or Lenny, from Of Mice and Men. Or this adorable dinosaur. Um, who else. Dare I say Dan Quayle? Will that get me in trouble? Oh whatever you know it’s true.
What am I saying here about cookware, exactly? Let us pause for a moment while I figure that out.
Hmm. Does it have something to with the phenomenological implications of man’s evolution from a hunter-gatherer to agriculturalist, and how cookware fits into that dichotomy?
No, that doesn’t seem quite right.
More thinking required.
Hmm. Am I talking about the Hegelian dialectic and the Marxian ramifications thereof. Like:
Thesis: you really want some new cookware
Antithesis: you don’t want to wait long for your cookware to arrive
Synthesis: Quick Ship Cookware
The problem with this? Well, first of all I obviously don’t understand Hegel. Secondly, it implies that there will be a constant struggle between your desire for cookware and your resistance to waiting for said cookware, resulting in class warfare until we are all free from the shackles of capitalism.
Naw, that’s not what I’m saying. OK. Thinking time. Once more unto the breach.
I’ve consulted my I Ching and determined for certain that I don’t know what I’m talking about.
But no matter! I shall press on anyways because that’s the American way.
Cookware: we have it, you want it, let’s get together.
Look here! We have all kinds of professional cookware that ships quickly. Like all kinds. Aluminum. Steel that is utterly free from stains. Iron that has been cast away from all its friends and family.
Why are you still reading? Look at our cookware please!
Frying pans. Stock pots. Double boilers. Triple boilers! Quadruple boilers! Infinity boilers times 1000! You can boil ’til your heart is content and then boil some more, until your heart starts to wonder why it started boiling in the first place and begins to believe that life is just a constant stream of meaningless 212 degree water. And then, you can keep boiling until your heart just accepts its lot in life and moves on. YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BOILING.
And frying and sauteing and melting and carmelizing! And what’s that other word I’m trying to remember, that’s kind of like sauteing but more watery? Braising! Baking, blanching, brewing, browning, burning, oh how I love the thesaurus.
And that is all for this week my darlings! If that rambling mess didn’t make any sense to you, what I was talking about was cookware and how we have a bunch of it in our warehouse that is decently priced and ships within 24 hours of ordering.
And now, I bid you farewell until the next installment of FSW Weekly Deals!